Chapter 57
harrystyles:
you ready to talk about it, yet?
niallhoran:
you tell me that i need to work on how i start conversations
niallhoran:
yet here you are
niallhoran:
starting a conversation WITH THAT
harrystyles:
now you know how it feels🥰
niallhoran:
are you trying to make me feel bad about how i talk
harrystyles:
is it working
niallhoran:
i hate you
harrystyles:
HAHAHAHHA
harrystyles:
you talk fine, nello😂
harrystyles:
don’t fret so much over it
niallhoran:
[replying to “you talk fine, nello😂”] what kind of nickname is nello😭😭
harrystyles:
it’s like jello, but completely different
harrystyles:
i could call you nail instead
niallhoran:
well nello is fine😭😭
harrystyles:
back to my question that started this
conversation👀
niallhoran:
talk about what
harrystyles:
heaven
niallhoran:
goodbye
harrystyles:
NO
harrystyles:
YOU JUST RELEASED IT, YOU’RE GONNA TALK ABOUT IT
harrystyles:
YOU GET YOUR PASTY WHITE GLUE STICK OF AN ASS BACK HERE
harrystyles:
NIALL JAMES HORAN
niallhoran:
did you REALLY just compare my ass to a fucking glue stick?????😭😭😭
harrystyles:
you are the whitest person i have ever met
niallhoran:
HARRY, YOU ARE WHITE ???????
harrystyles:
AND YOURE A GLUE STICK
niallhoran:
i need a guiness for this
harrystyles reacted to this message with 😂
harrystyles:
you don’t need a damn beer to talk about a song
niallhoran:
AND WHO ARE YOU TO TELL ME WHAT I CAN AND CANNOT DO
harrystyles:
YOUR BEST FRIEND
harrystyles:
DUH
niallhoran:
oh right
niallhoran:
my best friend that’s a princess
niallhoran:
your highness
niallhoran:
harrystyles:
you are awful
niallhoran:
still your best friend though
niallhoran:
niallhoran:
just don’t tell louis i called you that
harrystyles:
princess?
niallhoran:
yes
harrystyles:
it’s a nickname
niallhoran:
can you, for once in your life, just listen to me?
harrystyles:
who are you again?
niallhoran:
i stg you are asking for it
harrystyles:
what could a little guy like you possibly do?
niallhoran:
louis is ten feet from me, i will GLADLY tell him about that poster you have of him in your bedroom back home
harrystyles:
YOU WOULDN’T DARE
niallhoran:
THEN DON’T TELL HIM
harrystyles:
i won’t tell him, but i have one condition
niallhoran:
name it
harrystyles:
let’s talk about heaven
niallhoran:
i will block you
harrystyles:
and i will tell lou that you called me princess
harrystyles:
this works both ways
harrystyles:
it’s a win win situation
harrystyles:
i don’t tell lou what you called me, and in return we talk about your song
niallhoran:
harrystyles:
ANYWAYS
harrystyles:
can we PLEASE talk about the song
niallhoran:
actually
harrystyles:
oh?
niallhoran:
new terms and conditions
harrystyles:
oh.
niallhoran:
i will tell you about heaven
niallhoran:
so long as you tell me who you went on a date with last night
harrystyles:
oh no.
niallhoran:
do you wish to talk about heaven now?
harrystyles:
i wish to strangle you, more like
niallhoran:
not into that
harrystyles:
since i asked first, we are talking about heaven first
harrystyles:
and then I GUESS we can discuss the date i went on🙄
niallhoran:
oh, no, sir. no “i GuEsS”
niallhoran:
we will be
harrystyles:
you’re not gonna give me a way out, are you
niallhoran:
you’re not gonna let me not talk about heaven, are you?
harrystyles:
NO, I HAVE SO MANY QUESTIONS😭
niallhoran:
then ask away
harrystyles:
it’s obviously about someone
niallhoran:
is it?
harrystyles:
you mean to tell me that a song about you and your love going up in flames, a song about how you adore this love so much that you don’t care what other people think, that you think this love is so good that it can’t die out is about a thing rather than a person?
niallhoran:
i could have written heaven about golf
harrystyles:
you did NAWT
niallhoran:
what makes you so sure, harold?
harrystyles:
THERE IS NO WAY HEAVEN IS ABOUT GOLF OR EVEN GUINESS
harrystyles:
IT HAS TO BE ABOUT A PERSON
harrystyles:
tell me about the title
niallhoran:
heaven
harrystyles:
yes
niallhoran:
heaven is the goal, i guess
niallhoran:
like, once you reach that heaven, there’s no going back down because of how good that spot is
harrystyles:
that can’t be it, niall, i know there’s more
niallhoran:
it’s about not conforming to the pressure that society puts on you and basically living your life on your terms
niallhoran:
under no circumstances should you be living your life to please someone else, it should always be for you and you only
niallhoran:
there are people our age who are married and have children and a beautiful home
niallhoran:
it’s almost as if we should feel ashamed for not having that, but look at what we do have
niallhoran:
i am on tour with my best friend and you are his photographer
niallhoran:
you shouldn’t need to bend backwards and do what the rest of society is telling you based on where everyone else is at our age
harrystyles:
and love?
harrystyles:
you can’t just have the lyrics “god only knows where this could go, and even if our love starts to grow out of control, and you and me go up in flames, heaven won’t be the same” and not have a love in your life
niallhoran:
have you, perhaps, maybe thought i do have a lover
harrystyles:
WHAT
harrystyles:
SINCE WHEN
harrystyles:
AND WHY DID I NOT KNOW
niallhoran:
okay so we aren’t dating, but i really like them
niallhoran:
but heaven is also about the power of love and how it can change everything
harrystyles:
WHO
niallhoran:
i am not telling you shit
harrystyles:
😭😭😭
harrystyles:
not even a hint?
niallhoran:
what’s the point of telling you if we aren’t dating yet?
niallhoran:
i’d rather wait until we are in a relationship and then tell you
niallhoran:
i just don’t want to get my hopes up with this person
niallhoran:
because as you know, i fall too fast and go down blazing
harrystyles:
niall
harrystyles:
are you in love with them?
niallhoran:
shit
niallhoran:
oh no😭
harrystyles:
OH MY GOD YOU ARE
niallhoran:
i guess i never came to terms with it
harrystyles:
you literally quoted dear patience
harrystyles:
how long have you been talking to them?
harrystyles:
have you even met them before?
niallhoran:
ive been talking to them for almost eleven months now and i think we get along great
niallhoran:
they are super passionate about what they do, and they are super fucking pretty
niallhoran:
but i don’t want to ask them out and be turned down because they don’t feel the same
harrystyles:
do they know that you, quite literally, wrote an entire SONG about them
niallhoran:
no
harrystyles:
NIALL😭😭
niallhoran:
WHAT IM SCARED OKAY
niallhoran:
i’ve met them a few times
niallhoran:
they live in the states mostly, but come to london quite often
niallhoran:
and i used the last couple of times they were in london to meet up with them
harrystyles:
i like how you’re using they
niallhoran:
as i said, i am not telling you SHIT
harrystyles:
i wasn’t saying that in an attempt to get you to tell me who it is
harrystyles:
i think it’s nice and very respectful that you are choosing to not even use their pronouns if they use any that aren’t they/them
niallhoran:
i’m just a private person
niallhoran:
and they want me to keep it private
niallhoran:
in the end, it makes sense, because we aren’t dating
niallhoran:
i’m sure if we were, we could be public
harrystyles:
for sure, you would
harrystyles:
and i’d be your guys’ number one fan
niallhoran:
oh, i know that
harrystyles:
are they a fan?
niallhoran:
yes
harrystyles:
GO NIALL OH MY GOD
niallhoran:
oh bugger off, i’m their fan too
harrystyles:
oh, word?????
harrystyles:
so they’re famous?
niallhoran:
dammit
harrystyles:
don’t freak out
niallhoran:
WELL IM FREAKIGN OUT
niallhoran:
I SAID I WOULDNT SAY SHIT
niallhoran:
AND HERE I AM SAYIGN SHIT
harrystyles:
niall, do you know how many famous people are on this planet?
harrystyles:
A SHIT TON
harrystyles:
SO PLEASE TELL ME HOW IM SUPPOSED TO FIGURE OUT WHO IT IS JUST BASED UPON THE FACT THAT YOU TOLD ME THEYRE FAMOUS
harrystyles:
you could be dating someone like daisy ridley or even michael bublé
niallhoran:
i could easily bag both of them
harrystyles:
you absolutely could
harrystyles:
but that is only two of the MILLIONS of people that are famous on this planet
harrystyles:
you said you’ve been talking to them for a while and they’re a fan of yours
niallhoran:
yes
harrystyles:
are you sure they haven’t figured out that heaven is about them?
niallhoran:
i am 97% positive
harrystyles:
what about the other 3%
niallhoran:
that has me shitting my pants😀
harrystyles:
i should not be laughing
niallhoran:
THIS ISNT FUNNY HARRY
harrystyles:
IT STRUCK ME FUNNY OKAY😭
harrystyles:
if this person has been in contact with you for what seems to be almost a year now, you’ve met them quite a few times, AND they’re a fan of yours??? i’m almost positive they have to know that song is about them
niallhoran:
THATS BECAUSE IT IS BUT I HAVENT TOLD THEM YET
harrystyles:
so tell them??
harrystyles:
how hard can it be?
harrystyles:
have you spoken to them since the song has been released?
niallhoran:
no☹️
harrystyles:
okay, so message them and ask them what they think of the song
harrystyles:
i’m sure they love it and will be like me and ask if it’s about someone
harrystyles:
it shouldn’t be that hard
niallhoran:
they could critique me😭
niallhoran:
that’s the last thing i need
harrystyles:
first of all, if they critique you badly, then they are no longer worth it and i’d advise never speaking to them again, because heaven is an absolute masterpiece
harrystyles:
secondly, the only reason they would have to critique you is if the song was bad (it’s not) or if they are a singer themselves
harrystyles:
niall
harrystyles:
niall horan
harrystyles:
i stg you keep leaving me on seen and it is not helping you
niallhoran:
well i keep giving the dude away so i figure i stop talking
harrystyles:
OH WORD????
harrystyles:
SO MYSTERY LOVER IS A MALE
niallhoran:
FOR FUCKS SAKE
harrystyles:
oh, sweet child
niallhoran:
IM DONE TALKING TO YOU
harrystyles:
fine with me
harrystyles:
i have all the information i need
harrystyles:
i guess i wont tell you who i went on a date with then
niallhoran:
NO WAIT
harrystyles:
LATER NIALLER
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