Chapter 43
louist91: i have a bone to pick with you
niallhoran: oh god
niallhoran: give me two business days
niallhoran: one to dig my grave and the other to kill myself
louist91: mate what the fuck😂
niallhoran: HOW ELSE AM I SUPPOSED TO RESPOND
louist91: how can i help you, louis?
louist91: is everything alright, louis?
louist91: what’s going on, louis?
louist91: did i do something wrong, louis?
niallhoran: I THINK I GET IT, THANKS
louist91: any of those would have been just fine
niallhoran: your last one is making me nervous bc it sounds like i did something wrong
louist91: you haven’t done anything wrong TODAY
louist91: but it’s something in the past that you never told me about
niallhoran: oh no
niallhoran: oh god
niallhoran: i knew this would happen😭
niallhoran: listen
niallhoran: i can explain
niallhoran: i told harry he should have told you from the get go, but he didn’t, so i really want to blame him
niallhoran: but blaming me makes sense bc i was apart of it
niallhoran: i’m the one that sent you his pictures and suggested him and i’m really the reason i reintroduced him to you
niallhoran: louis i am so sorry mate😭
louist91: niall
louist91: what the fuck are you on about
niallhoran: wait
niallhoran: what are YOU on about
louist91: i’m talking about you calling harry ‘princess’ all the time
louist91: but i’m now SUPER INTERESTED in what you’re talking about
niallhoran: i stg i am sweating out my ass
crack rn
niallhoran: CRISIS AVOIDED
niallhoran: WE CHEERED‼️
louist91: there is no we because you saying that means that whatever the fuck you’re talking about would be a crisis
niallhoran: don’t you worry you’re pretty little head lad
niallhoran: i have everything under control😌
louist91: so harry was right
louist91: we are all going to die then
niallhoran reacted to this message with 😤
niallhoran: again with the slander??????
niallhoran: why must you slander the ever so great niall james horan
louist91: you’re an easy target
niallhoran: brother what😭
louist91: we have gotten so off topic, i will ask about this crisis later
louist91: and don’t think i’ll forget, cause i won’t
louist91: back to business
louist91: i want you to stop calling harry a princess
niallhoran: okay but have you seen harry?
louist91: literally, yes
niallhoran: can you blame me?
louist91: actually, no, i can’t
louist91: but, i don’t want you calling him that anymore
niallhoran: he’s never seemed to mind me
calling him that, though
niallhoran: he more gets mad when i call him little😂😂
niallhoran: wait
niallhoran: oh fuck
niallhoran: did he tell you that me calling him that makes him uncomfortable?
niallhoran: bc if so, my first statement still
stands
niallhoran: give me two business days
niallhoran: one to dig my grave and one to kill
myself😭😭😭😭😭
niallhoran: it was never my intention to make him uncomfortable
niallhoran: i’ll go and apologize to him in
person right now
niallhoran: i need to find him first
niallhoran: he’s a giant, shouldn’t be too
hard to find
louist91: for the love of fucks, would you
chill out?
louist91: it doesn’t make him uncomfortable
niallhoran: damn, gotta put killing myself on pause
niallhoran: YOU MADE IT SEEM LIKE IT DID
louist91: [replying to “damn, gotta put killing myself on pause”] that pause better be indefinite, because that action will NEVER happen in my house
niallhoran: YOUR HOUSE???
louist91: do i need to remind you whose tour you’re on?
louist91: because last time i checked, this is the faith in the future world tour, starring me, louis tomlinson
louist91: you are just a special guest
louist91: i let you be here
louist91: so yes, my house
niallhoran: [replying to “you are just a special guest”] so you think i’m special🥰🥰🥰🥰
louist91: that’s definitely one word to describe you😂
niallhoran: NOW WAIT A MINUTE😭
louist91: you calling him princess doesn’t make him uncomfortable
louist91: he called himself a princess
louist91: and then unsent the message
louist91: it’s me that is uncomfortable with you calling him princess
niallhoran: what
niallhoran: how does that make you uncomfortable?
niallhoran: i’m not calling you princess
louist91: it just does, so please don’t do it again
niallhoran: OH MY GOD
niallhoran: IT MAKES YOU JEALOUS
niallhoran: AHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHA
niallhoran: YOURE JEALOUS OVER ME CALLING HARRY A PET NAME LIKE PRINCESS
louist91: this stays between us
niallhoran: AND YOURE CONFIRMING IT OH MYGSOSJABDJWKAN
niallhoran: THE CAPTAIN IS SO IN LOVE WITH HIS SHIP RIGHT NOW
louist91: okay that’s it
louist91: what fucking ship are you on about
louist91: i tried to get harry to tell me
louist91: but he refused and told me to stay confused
niallhoran: as he should
louist91: ???????
louist91: as he shouldn’t????
louist91: you don’t have a boat, as both you and harry have stated numerous times
louist91: so how exactly can you be a captain of a ship if you don’t have one?
niallhoran: oh, i do have one
niallhoran: just not a physical one
niallhoran: well, hold on
niallhoran: i retract my statement
niallhoran: it is physical
niallhoran: just not a vessel you navigate
on the water
niallhoran: makes sense?
louist91: HOW IS THAT SUPPOSED TO MAKE SENSE
niallhoran: STAY CONFUSED🥰🥰
louist91: fine
niallhoran: …
niallhoran: fine?
niallhoran: you’re actually okay with that?
louist91: no, i’m not, i’ll just find someone else to be my special guest for the rest of the leg, it’s fine, i have no issues with that
niallhoran: WAIT LOUIS NO
niallhoran: PLS IM SORUD
niallhoran: DONTNKICK ME OFF THE TOUR
niallhoran: I WM GOOD BOI
niallhoran: TOMMO PLS
niallhoran: LOVE OFMMYMLIFE COME
BACK
louist91: love of your life????
louist91: if this is you telling me that you’re in love with me…
niallhoran: i’m not, but i know someone who is
niallhoran: besides
niallhoran: i have my eyes set on another
man
louist91: i think i went dyslexic there for
a second
louist91: did you say another MAN
niallhoran: fuck
louist91: you’re not straight???????
niallhoran: oh dear
louist91: oh no, we are so going to discuss this now
niallhoran: ah, harry is calling my name
niallhoran: gtg tommo
louist91: HARRY IS NAPPING HES NOT CALLING YOUR NAME
niallhoran: BYE FRIEND‼️
louist91: horan i stg when i find you
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