Chapter 41
louist91: why do you actually hate me
harrystyles: wow
harrystyles: the worldwide popstar, louis tomlinson, starts a conversation with his new photographer
harrystyles: and automatically accuses the man of hating him
harrystyles: this actually doesn’t look good
on my end
harrystyles: why would you do this😭
louist91: i wasn’t accusing you, i was stating facts
harrystyles: who said i hated you
louist91: you did
harrystyles:
harrystyles: i have not ONCE said those words to you or about you to anyone else
louist91: your reply to my comment on your post says otherwise
harrystyles: here’s a fun fact
harrystyles: my reply to your comment on my post does not have the words “i hate you” in it
harrystyles: so i don’t hate you
louist91: it can be interpreted that you hate me because of how you worded your reply
harrystyles: then, this is genuinely a YOU problem
harrystyles: you’re the one that told me to not call your “tour shit” as “tour shit” yet you literally called it shit in your own comment
louist91: lies
louist91: you’re feeding me lies
harrystyles: would you like me to send you a screenshot of your comment?
harrystyles: AND DON’T EVEN THINK
ABOUT GOING BACK AND CHANGING IT
louist91: i can easily claim it’s photoshop
harrystyles: and i can easily claim that you are
an awful singer
louist91: except you’d be lying
harrystyles: if you’re going to lie, then so am i
harrystyles: two can, and will, play this
game🥰
louist91: i don’t appreciate the attitude
harrystyles: oh, well my attitude is about to get much worse
louist91: it better not or there will be consequences
harrystyles: CONSEQUENCES
harrystyles: what could a little guy like you do
louist91: me being smaller than you doesn’t mean i won’t hesitate to pin you to the wall and put you in your place
harrystyles:
harrystyles: bold of you to assume that i need to be put in my place
louist91: sometimes princesses just need a little extra help and there’s nothing wrong with that
harrystyles: DID YOU JUST CALL ME A PRINCESS
louist91: i did, yeah
harrystyles: 😭😭😭
louist91: niall says you don’t mind being called that
harrystyles: that irish fucker is so going to
die
louist91: here lies niall fucking horan????
louist91: 😂
harrystyles: YOU GET IT
louist91: you called yourself a princess
louist91: and then unsent the message
louist91: which made you calling yourself a princess 100x more adorable
louist91: and then niall went on about a ship
louist91: but both of you said he doesn’t own a boat????
louist91: still so confused about that
harrystyles: good, stay confused
louist91 reacted to this message with 🥲
harrystyles: [replying to “you called yourself a princess”] okay, and you call yourself a worldwide popstar
louist91: that’s because i am one.
harrystyles: yes, exactly
louist91: …
louist91: so
louist91: you called yourself a princess,
because????
harrystyles: BECAUSE I AM ONE
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louist91: good, i’m glad you have that self awareness
harrystyles: eh
harrystyles: as you said
harrystyles: niall calls me princess all the
time
louist91: and that’s going to stop today
harrystyles:
louist91: i don’t want him calling you that anymore
harrystyles: who do you think you are
harrystyles: who do you think i am
louist91: trust me, princess, i know who you are and who i am
louist91: but i don’t want niall to call you that anymore
harrystyles: i’m curious
harrystyles: where did this come from? and why? it’s just a pet name, almost a running joke between me and niall
louist91: he can call you other things
harrystyles: we call each other dumbass at least once a day
louist91: good. he can stick with that
harrystyles: EXCUSE YOU
harrystyles: i would much rather him call me princess than dumbass😭
harrystyles: i don’t think i’m *that* dumb
harrystyles: and by that, i mean as dumb
as niall
louist91: he can be quite dumb
harrystyles: THANK YOU
harrystyles: I CAN’T WAIT TO TELL NIALL THIS
louist91: let me tell him that he can’t call you princess anymore first
harrystyles reacted to this message with 😏
harrystyles: you never told me why
harrystyles: so tell me why he specifically is no longer allowed to call me that, and then i’ll consider not telling niall what you said
louist91: are you blackmailing me
harrystyles: so what if i was
harrystyles:
louist91: you know i could take you down very easily right?
harrystyles: as in you could sue me or you just want to put me in my place
louist91:
harrystyles: SO LOUIS TOMLINSON DOES
USE GIFS
harrystyles: niall and i use gifs quite often (he does more than me), so this’ll be fun
harrystyles: wait
harrystyles: OH MY GOD????
harrystyles: i just took into account the gif you used to reply to my question😭😭😭
harrystyles: SEND HELP
louist91: you’ve finally caught up
harrystyles: help me😭😭😭
harrystyles: have you been flirting with me this whole time
louist91: have you not noticed?
harrystyles: no
louist91 reacted to this message with 😭
louist91: at least you’re honest
louist91: i need to work on my flirting skills
harrystyles: i need to work on understanding signals😂
louist91: we can help each other out then
harrystyles: how would that work
louist91: i take you on multiple dates
louist91:
harrystyles: please hold
harrystyles: i need to slap myself across the
face to make sure this is real
louist91: baby
harrystyles reacted to this message with 😭
louist91: why would you hurt yourself
harrystyles: i can’t believe this is real
harrystyles: did you really just ask me out on a date????????
louist91: why can you not believe that this would happen to you?
harrystyles: pretty simple
harrystyles: you’re you, and i’m me
louist91: and all i need to be 100% me is you.
harrystyles: kiss my entire existence goodbye bc that was SO CHEESY
louist91: seemed to do the job though
louist91: so yes or no?
harrystyles: YES DUH
louist91: just don’t tell niall
harrystyles: ??????
harrystyles: wdym don’t tell niall
harrystyles: who am i supposed to go freak out over this with?
louist91: do you have any siblings?
harrystyles: one, a sister, but i fear she’d call me delusional and not believe me😭
harrystyles: also bold of you to assume that niall won’t find out on his own
harrystyles: given that damn ship he’s obsessed with😭😭
louist91: HOW IS HE OBSESSED WITH A SHIP IF HE DOESNT HAVE A BOAT
louist91: WHY DO YOU TWO KEEP SAYING SOMETHINGp ABOUT A SHIP
harrystyles: 😭😭😭
harrystyles: pls ignore me, you wouldn’t understand
louist91: so help me understand
harrystyles: just noticed that you typed in all caps, completely unprovoked
harrystyles: niall’s rubbing off on you
louist91: love, you do the same all the time
harrystyles: i do not
louist91: [replying to “DID YOU JUST CALL ME A PRINCESS”] these
louist91: [replying to “EXCUSE YOU”] say
louist91: [replying to “SO LOUIS TOMLINSON DOES USE GIFS”] otherwise
harrystyles: i can’t believe you just called me out like that
louist91: you didn’t have to lie to me😂
louist91: if you hadn’t lied, i wouldn’t have had to call you out
harrystyles: i am innocent
louist91: would niall agree with you
harrystyles: YOU ASK NIALL NOTHING
louist91: and there you are, typing in all caps, unprovoked
louist91: 😎😎😎
harrystyles: i hate you
louist91: oh, so now my question that started this entire conversation has been proven to be true
louist91: you may hate me, but after our first date, i know you won’t
harrystyles: that was sarcasm, i could never hate you
louist91: are you free after the puerto rico show?
harrystyles: unless niall has plans for us, yes
louist91: good, keep it that way
harrystyles: where are we going?
louist91: i’m not sure yet, but i have time to figure it out
louist91: is that alright with you?
harrystyles: yes
harrystyles: NIALL IS BACK I GTG GOODBYE
harrystyles: i won’t say a word if you won’t
louist91 reacted to this message with 😏
i’m not dead. i just wasn’t feeling well mentally, and then i went to the beach. i’m back home and feeling better. as my apology, here’s a friday-sunday post. love you guys xx
(will be erasing this message on sunday)