Chapter 38
harrystyles:
hold on
niallhoran:
what am i holding on to?
harrystyles:
genuinely
harrystyles:
why are you like this😭
niallhoran:
I THINK I’M FUCKING HILARIOUS
harrystyles:
anyways!
niallhoran reacted to this message with 👎🏼
harrystyles:
did louis get a new tattoo?
niallhoran:
you expect me to keep track of his tattoos????
harrystyles:
OH COME ON NIALLER
harrystyles:
DON’T TELL ME YOU HAVEN’T SEEN IT
harrystyles:
IT’S SO OBVIOUS
harrystyles:
YOU’VE BEEN WITH HIM FOR MOST
OF THE DAY
niallhoran:
SO HAVE YOU???
harrystyles:
NOT AS MYCH AS TOU???
niallhoran:
harry
niallhoran:
tell me where this means i’m supposed
to keep track of his tattoos
niallhoran:
i couldn’t give two fucks about tattoos
in general
niallhoran:
so WHY would i care about someone else’s?
harrystyles:
he’s your best friend?
niallhoran:
one of them, yeah
niallhoran:
that doesn’t mean i inspect every inch
of his body, looking to see if he has
any new tattoos
niallhoran:
i don’t inspect yours to see if you have
any new tattoos
harrystyles:
you are SO unhelpful
niallhoran:
niallhoran:
why are you so worked up over this anyway?
niallhoran:
if he did get a new tattoo, it’s just a tattoo
niallhoran:
i’m sure louis would LOVE to know that
his new photographer is obsessed with
his tattoos
harrystyles:
niallhoran:
what an empty threat
harrystyles:
I JUST THREATENED TO END YOUR LIFE?????
harrystyles:
how is that an EMPTY THREAT😭
niallhoran:
do you not have a mirror?
niallhoran:
have you seen yourself?
niallhoran:
you wouldn’t hurt a fly
niallhoran:
need i remind you that when we
were back in london, i almost
stomped on a spider and you
nearly threw a chair at me for it
bc i “shouldn’t kill spiders”
harrystyles:
the spider did nothing wrong!!!
niallhoran:
THAT DAMN SPIDER
niallhoran:
THOUGHT IT WOULD BE A GOOD
IDEA TO CRAWL UP MY LEG😀😀😀
harrystyles:
he just wanted to be your friend😭
niallhoran:
niallhoran:
based on those responses ALONE,
you could not kill me, even if you tried
harrystyles:
ok fine you win
harrystyles:
but please DO NOT tell louis
niallhoran:
you’re lucky he just left the room
niallhoran:
what tattoo do you think is new anyway?
harrystyles:
the one on his fingers
harrystyles:
i think it’s a number???
harrystyles:
IT IS
harrystyles:
28
harrystyles:
why tf does he have that number on
his fingers
niallhoran:
how do you even know that?
harrystyles:
[sent a post by niallhoran]
harrystyles:
IT’S LITERALLY IN THIS POST
niallhoran:
that’s my post
niallhoran:
oh hey look at that! there it is!
harrystyles reacted to this message with 😒
niallhoran:
you know, come to think of it, he did
actually tell me about getting that tattoo
harrystyles:
SO YOU DID KNOW
harrystyles:
YOU PIECE OF SHIT
harrystyles:
WHY DIDNT YOU TELL ME
niallhoran:
how was i supposed to know that
you’re obsessed with his tattoos??????
harrystyles:
i am Not obsessed
niallhoran:
oh you So are
niallhoran:
and you cannot convince me otherwise
harrystyles:
why is it the number 28?
niallhoran:
all he told me is that 28 holds a lot
of significance to him
niallhoran:
didn’t push further
niallhoran:
mainly because i didn’t care
harrystyles:
so maybe louis and 28 do go together
harrystyles:
but why
niallhoran:
you know what
niallhoran:
we can ask him!
harrystyles:
idk where louis is
niallhoran:
neither do i!
harrystyles:
then how are we going to ask him?
niallhoran:
harrystyles:
niallhoran:
do you trust me?
harrystyles:
is that a trick question?
niallhoran:
it’s a yes or yes question
harrystyles:
SO NO ISNT AN OPTION?!
niallhoran:
NOT ANYMORE FUCKER
niallhoran:
i am a genius
harrystyles:
i disagree with this
niallhoran:
you can thank me later
harrystyles:
i am in fear for my life
niallhoran has added louist91 to the chat
harrystyles:
WHAT THE FUCK NIALL
niallhoran:
louis, harold here has a question for you
harrystyles:
NO I EONT
harrystyles:
HE LIES
harrystyles:
DONT LISTEN TO HIM
louist91:
what’s the question?
harrystyles:
how are you doing today?
niallhoran:
OH FOR FUCKS SAKE
niallhoran:
I DID NOT ADD HIM TO THIS
CHAT JUST FOR YOU TO BE A
COWARD
harrystyles:
I AM NOT A COWARD
niallhoran:
THEN ASK HIM YOUR QUESTION
harrystyles:
I DID?? TF????
niallhoran:
NO???? YOU DIDN’T???? TF????
louist91:
do either of you want to tell me what’s
going on here?
harrystyles:
absolutely not
niallhoran:
i absolutely will!
harrystyles reacted to this message with 😭
niallhoran:
when did you get the tattoo on your fingers
of the number 28?
louist91:
recently
louist91:
though, i thought i had already told you that
niallhoran:
you did actually
niallhoran:
why the number 28?
louist91:
why are you asking me these questions again?
louist91:
i already told you
louist91:
wait
louist91:
oh, i get it
louist91:
this must be harry’s question
niallhoran:
harrystyles:
i’m going to throw myself into a brick wall
louist91:
no you’re not
niallhoran:
thank you louis
louist91:
harry, you want to know about my 28 tattoo
niallhoran:
he does
louist91:
niall
louist91:
your name is not harry
niallhoran:
you’re right
niallhoran:
it’s not
louist91:
so my question wasn’t directed
TOWARDS YOU
niallhoran:
I WAS ANSWERING FOR HIM
louist91:
he could have answered that himself????
niallhoran:
I KNEW HE WOULDN’T SO I DID
louist91:
WHY ARE YOU YELLING AT ME
niallhoran:
AM NOT YELLING
harrystyles:
typing in all caps can be seen as yelling
niallhoran:
YOURE SUPPOSED TO BE ON MY SIDE
harrystyles:
THAT WENT OUT THE FUCKING WINDOW WHEN YOU ADDED LOUIS TO THE CHAT
louist91:
i’m still in this chat
niallhoran:
YOU’RE THE ONE WHO WANTED TO
KNOW MORE ABOUT HIS 28 TATTOO
harrystyles:
WHERE DOES THAT MEAN I WANTED
TOU TO ADD HIM TO THE CHAT
louist91:
guys
niallhoran:
I HAVE THE BEST IDEAS
harrystyles:
YOUR IDEAS ARE FULL OF SHIT 99%
OF THE TIME
louist91:
okay fine, ignore me
niallhoran:
YEAH AND THIS IDEA IS OBVIOUSLY
IN THAT 1% RANGE
niallhoran:
AND I SAID YOU CAN THANK ME LATER
niallhoran:
SO WHERE THE FUCK IS IT
harrystyles:
YOU EXPECT ME TO THABK
YOU???????
harrystyles:
FOR PULLING THAT MOVE????
niallhoran:
IT IS LATER
niallhoran:
SO YES
harrystyles:
I AM NOT THANKING YOU WTF
louist91:
what the fuck is even happening right now
niallhoran:
NOT NOW LOUIS
harrystyles:
HEY
harrystyles:
DON’T BE MEAN TO HIM
niallhoran:
OR WHAT
niallhoran:
WHAT WILL YOU DO
harrystyles:
YOURE THE ONE THAT ADDED HIM
TO YHIS CHAT
harrystyles:
SO IT ISNT HIS FAULT
harrystyles:
DONT TAKE IT OUT ON HIM
niallhoran:
HE THREW OFF MY GROOVE
harrystyles:
YOUR GROOVE???
harrystyles:
YOU HAVENT HAD THAT IN YEARS
harrystyles:
WHAT MAKES YOU THINK YOU HAVE
IT NOW
niallhoran:
EXCUSE YOU
niallhoran:
I HAVE AN EXCELLENT GROOVE
niallhoran:
THANKS VERY MUCH
harrystyles:
YOU ARE NOT KUZCO THE LLAMA
harrystyles:
THEREFORE
harrystyles:
NO GROOVE
niallhoran:
WHY DO I HAVE TO BE A FUCKING
LLAMA TO HAVE A GROOVE
niallhoran:
YOU SAW ME ON STAGE
niallhoran:
I DEFINITELY HAD A GROOVE
louist91:
if you call the moves you pulled on stage as “groove” then you’re in for a rude awakening
niallhoran:
WHAT TYE FUCK
niallhoran:
WHEN DID THIS BECOME SLANDER
NIALL DAY
harrystyles:
ever since you added louis to the chat🥰
harrystyles:
hope this helps🫶🏼
louist91:
to be fair, he only added me
because you seem too scared to
ask me a question verbally
harrystyles:
WHOSE SIDE ARE YOU ON
louist91:
MINE
harrystyles:
harrystyles:
can he do that?
niallhoran:
i have no idea😭😭
niallhoran:
kinda rude though seeing as i’m
your best friend, louis
harrystyles:
i’m your best friend too, dumbass
niallhoran:
but i like louis more rn, so fuck off
louist91:
have you both quite finished?
harrystyles:
not sure
harrystyles:
depends on niall’s agenda
niallhoran reacted to this message with ⁉️
niallhoran:
you best not be blaming me
niallhoran:
i have no fucking AgEnDa
niallhoran:
shall i remind you, harry, that YOU
came to ME, asking about louis’ tattoo
louist91:
why are you so interested in that tattoo?
niallhoran:
oh boy! do i have something to tell you!
harrystyles:
niall, i swear to god
louist91:
should i be scared?
harrystyles:
yes
niallhoran:
?!?!!?!!????!!!!
niallhoran:
why should louis be scared of me?
niallhoran:
I’M NIALL HORAN
harrystyles:
thank you for proving my point
niallhoran:
i think it’s more… harry should be
scared of me
harrystyles:
that’s fucking hilarious
harrystyles:
i think the last thing i would EVER feel
towards you is scared
niallhoran:
niallhoran:
okay louis, before i added you to
this chat, harry was seemingly
obsessed with the fact that you
have a new tattoo, the 28 one if
we haven’t already made that
obvious. he didn’t want me to
tell you, because he feared that
if you found out that he was
obsessed with your tattoos, then
you wouldn’t want him as your
photographer anymore. he just
wants to know why the number 28
harrystyles:
you did NOT just do that
louist91:
[replying to gif sent by niallhoran]
he definitely said “challenge accepted”
with this
harrystyles reacted to this message with 😭
niallhoran:
i so DID just do that🥰
niallhoran:
hope this helps🫶🏼
niallhoran:
louis gets it😌😌
louist91:
harry, you have tattoos, right?
harrystyles:
i do, yeah
louist91:
do all of them have a significant
meaning to them?
harrystyles:
why else would they be on my body
if they didn’t have meaning?
niallhoran:
then what the fuck is the meaning
of the tiger tattoo on your thigh, harold
harrystyles:
NIALL
louist91:
a tiger on your thigh?
louist91:
how interesting
louist91:
what’s the meaning behind that one?
harrystyles:
just means something to me that i don’t
really feel like explaining right now
louist91:
there’s your answer to why i chose 28
harrystyles:
louist91:
you being obsessed with my tattoos is
cute, actually
louist91:
so don’t you worry your pretty little head.
you’re still my photographer
harrystyles:
i am Not obsessed
niallhoran:
you So are
harrystyles:
i will slit your irish throat
louist91:
i think im going to side with niall on this one
niallhoran:
HAH!
harrystyles:
OH COME ON
harrystyles:
you don’t even know me well enough to
say i’m obsessed
louist91:
niall sent me screenshots of your
conversation before i was added to
the chat
harrystyles:
HERE LIES NIALL FUCKING HORAN
niallhoran:
my middle name is james????
harrystyles:
MURDERED IN COLD BLOOD
FOR GOING BEHIND HIS BEST
FRIEND’S BACK
louist91:
murdered by said best friend apparently😂
harrystyles:
louis, you’re my alabi and i was doing you all night
niallhoran:
you
niallhoran:
were
niallhoran:
WHAT
harrystyles:
WITH HIM ALL NIGHT
harrystyles:
NOT DOING HIM OH MY GOD
harrystyles:
HOW DID MY PHONE EVEN GET THAT
PLS HELP😭😭😭
niallhoran:
that was the funniest fucking thing
harrystyles:
you know i wouldn’t let that
happen
louist91:
oh really? how come?
harrystyles:
I AM A PRINCESS. DUH.
harrystyles unsent a message
niallhoran:
TOO FUCKING LATE STYLES
niallhoran:
I HAVE A SCREENSHOT AND IM
GONBA PUT ITNON TWITTWR
FORNTHE WHOLE WORKD TO SEE
niallhoran:
dammit i just love my life
niallhoran:
and being captain of this ship makes
everything so much better
louist91:
since when do you have a boat?
niallhoran:
what
harrystyles:
what
louist91:
you just called yourself
“captain of this ship”
louist91:
i didn’t know you had a boat
niallhoran:
oh
niallhoran:
that’s not
harrystyles:
horan i stg if you speak, i’m cancelling
the rest of tour and will buy myself the
first plane ticket back to london
niallhoran:
YOU CANT DO THAT
harrystyles:
YES I ABSOLUTELY CAN
louist91:
wait, so do you or do you not have a boat?
harrystyles:
niall does not have a boat
louist91:
then what ship is he the captain of????
niallhoran:
you want to explain this one harold?
harrystyles:
genuinely, i would rather die
louist91:
i am so lost right now
niallhoran:
that might be for the best😂
niallhoran:
we’ll discuss this later😂😂😂
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