Chapter 29
niallhoran:
you’ll be mine, right?
harrystyles:
harrystyles:
because that’s one way to start a conversation
harrystyles:
and with absolutely no context, it sounds like you’re asking me something entirely different from what you’re probably meaning to ask
harrystyles:
but it’s fine, i’ll let you down gently (again)
harrystyles:
as i have told you before, i do not see you that way, niall. you’re a good guy and extremely funny, but i only see you as my friend
niallhoran:
niallhoran:
SO YOU DO FIND ME FUNNY
niallhoran:
this is a win for me🤩
niallhoran:
but thank you for letting me down gently, even though that wasn’t even close to what i was asking😂
harrystyles:
[replying to “you’ll be mine too, right?”]
THIS??? SAYS??? OTHERWISE???
niallhoran:
oh
niallhoran:
i’m a dumbass
harrystyles:
thank god we can agree on something
niallhoran:
fuck off
niallhoran:
what i MEANT was will you be my photographer too?
harrystyles:
i’ve told you that i will photograph you anytime you want me to, all you have to do is ask
harrystyles:
i can think of some places in panama that we could go to for a little photoshoot before louis’ show
niallhoran:
ahh, i believe you have misunderstood me
harrystyles:
?????
niallhoran:
i’m going on tour and want you to be my photographer
harrystyles:
i beg your finest and most exquisite fucking pardon😀
niallhoran:
i’m being serious
harrystyles:
harrystyles:
you are the world’s WORST PLANNER
harrystyles:
i just told louis and his team that i would be his photographer for the latin america leg, and need i remind you that you were THERE FOR THAT
harrystyles:
and now YOU are going on tour and want me to be your photographer as well????
harrystyles:
I CAN’T BE TWO PLACES AT ONCE
niallhoran:
hear me out
harrystyles:
oh here we go
niallhoran:
what if you didn’t have to be two places at once
harrystyles:
and how exactly would that work?
harrystyles:
because last time i checked, your tour would be completely separate from louis’
harrystyles:
would it not?
niallhoran:
it doesn’t have to be though
harrystyles:
AGAIN, how would that work
harrystyles:
i mean unless you and louis are preforming at the same venue??
harrystyles:
but your ntmy tour was worldwide, so it wouldn’t make sense
niallhoran:
[replying to “i mean unless you and louis are preforming at the same venue??”] well you see, what had happened was
harrystyles:
harrystyles:
well now i’m intrigued
harrystyles:
would you and louis be preforming your songs together or his??
harrystyles:
or both??
harrystyles:
scrolling through both yours and louis music as we speak to figure out which songs i think you should sing together so i can give some insight
niallhoran:
we haven’t gotten that far yet
niallhoran:
i’m not sure if louis would be down for that, actually
niallhoran:
(i won’t let him say no)
harrystyles:
then for the THIRD TIME
harrystyles:
how would that work?
niallhoran:
[sent a post by louist91]
harrystyles:
where does this correlate with what we’re talking about?
harrystyles:
you act as if i haven’t seen that post already
niallhoran:
then read it again
harrystyles:
you are going to have to spell it out for me, ni
harrystyles:
it’s him saying who his openers are and that there’s a special guest opener
harrystyles:
where do you and touring fit into this?
harrystyles:
unless you’re the guest opener
niallhoran:
harrystyles:
oh for fucks sake
niallhoran:
nice to meet ya😎😎
harrystyles:
i’m coming over
niallhoran:
is that a threat?
harrystyles:
absolutely
niallhoran:
ooh, really? how interesting
niallhoran:
what could a little princess like you do?
harrystyles:
harrystyles:
IM NOT LITTLE???
niallhoran:
HAH. STILL NO FUCKING COMMENT ON THE PRINCESS TERM
harrystyles reacted to this comment with 🔪
niallhoran:
[responding to gif] is your threat that you’re going to punch me?
harrystyles:
i did say i would punch you the next time i see you, so prepare your pretty face
niallhoran:
all i got out of that was that you think i’m pretty😌😌😌
harrystyles:
WHEN WERE YOU ACTUALLY GOING TO TELL ME????
niallhoran:
i told you right when i wanted to
harrystyles:
was this your evil plan all along?
niallhoran:
harrystyles:
not sure how many times i have told you this, but you are UNBELIEVABLE
niallhoran:
harrystyles:
NOT A COMPLIMENT
harrystyles:
i’ll ask again
harrystyles:
and maybe i fear for the answer
harrystyles:
why couldn’t you just tell me this beforehand?
niallhoran:
oh, i would love to hear your answer on this
niallhoran:
so let me explain
niallhoran:
if i had come to you that one day and said “hey harry, louis tomlinson’s photographer dropped out before the latin america leg for no fucking reason and he needs a new photographer”
niallhoran:
and THEN said that i had already sent over a sort of resume over to louis, and by resume, i mean screenshots from your photography account
niallhoran:
AND THEN added on that louis loved the photos and wanted to meet you
niallhoran:
even though he already has but seems to have the memory span of a fucking goldfish and apparently has no recollection of who you are
niallhoran:
STILL MAKES NO SENSE TO ME BUT ITS FINE I GUESS
niallhoran:
i’ll just suffer😭
harrystyles:
[replying to “i’ll just suffer😭”]
how in the fuck does this even make sense
harrystyles:
WHERE DOES LOUIS NOT REMEMBERING ME MEAN YOU SUFFER
niallhoran:
YOU CALLED ME THE CAPTAIN OF THE SHIP
harrystyles:
YOU’RE STILL ON THAT????
niallhoran:
hey, you’re the one that told me to go down with that ship
niallhoran:
and dammit, as a good captain, i am SO going down with it
harrystyles:
you’re not………
harrystyles:
i swear to god
harrystyles:
you’re not going to try to get us together,
are you?
niallhoran:
no comment
harrystyles:
NIALL??????
niallhoran:
anyways, if i had told you ALL OF THAT from the get go instead of making you think we were doing this just for shits and giggles
niallhoran:
and nonchalantly threw in there that i was louis’ guest opener for 5-6 of his shows and wanted you to be my photographer
niallhoran:
would you have said yes?
harrystyles:
i would have said yes to you
niallhoran:
niallhoran:
what.
niallhoran:
you would have said yes?
niallhoran:
is this a joke?
niallhoran:
am i being pranked?
harrystyles:
if you would have told me that you were louis’ surprise guest and you wanted me to be your photographer for the gig
harrystyles:
which, as you said, is only for 5-6 days
harrystyles:
i would have said yes
harrystyles:
TO YOU
harrystyles:
BUT i would have spent the entire time getting to here up until now trying to convince you that getting me back into louis’ life is a bad idea
niallhoran:
it’s not a bad idea
harrystyles:
clearly it is, seeing as he has no fucking memory of me
niallhoran:
i’m still so baffled by that
niallhoran:
i’m gonna corner him and interrogate him
harrystyles:
DO NOT
niallhoran reacted to this message with ☹️
niallhoran:
harrystyles:
because i don’t want him to regret making me his photographer
harrystyles:
this is my chance to put my skills with the camera out there
harrystyles:
i could get more opportunities after this tour is over
niallhoran:
😏
niallhoran:
are you??
niallhoran:
thanking me???
harrystyles:
yes
niallhoran:
harrystyles:
fuck you
niallhoran:
try again
harrystyles:
thank you, niall
niallhoran:
for what, my dearest little harold?
harrystyles:
😐
harrystyles:
not little
niallhoran:
for what, dearest princess harold?**
harrystyles:
i hate you so much
harrystyles:
but thank you for getting me the opportunity. i greatly appreciate it
niallhoran:
you may be in a different room from me, but just know that i am virtually patting your head right now
harrystyles:
i still stand on my statement that im going to punch your face the next time i see you
niallhoran:
HOLD ON
niallhoran:
WDYM MY FACE IS NO LONGER PRETTY????
harrystyles:
i just threatened to punch you in the face and you’re more upset that i didn’t call your face pretty
niallhoran:
YES??????
niallhoran:
AS ANYONE WOULD BE????
harrystyles:
harrystyles:
niall
harrystyles:
i mean this in the nicest way possible
harrystyles:
you have your entire life to be an idiot
harrystyles:
please take today off
niallhoran reacted to this message with 😭
niallhoran:
niallhoran:
THAT WAS SO FOUL😭😭
niallhoran:
that’s it, i’m coming over
harrystyles:
NOT IF I LOCK THE DOOR FIRST
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i totally used this chapter as an excuse to use nothing but gifs of ryan reynolds