Chapter 2

niallhoran:
why would you do that

harrystyles:
i haven’t the *slightest* clue as to what you’re talking about

niallhoran:
i am 🤏🏼 this close to losing my shit on you

harrystyles:

harrystyles:
promise?

niallhoran:
HOW DAREBYOU USE BENEDICT AGAINST ME

niallhoran:
WE MANDE THIS RULE LONG AGI AND ITS TO LEAVE MY MAN BENEDICT OUT IF IT

harrystyles:
i think you’ll be okay🫶🏼

niallhoran:
penelope and debling don’t end up together

harrystyles:
NO

harrystyles:
WHAT

harrystyles:
I THOUGJT THEY WERE SO CUTE
TOGETHRR

niallhoran:
HWAT ABOUT COLIN?????

harrystyles:
what about him?

niallhoran:

harrystyles:
oh, bite me

harrystyles:
debling is a perfectly respectable man
for penelope

niallhoran:
but she belongs WITH COLIN

niallhoran:
and i will die on that hill🥰

niallhoran:
end of THAT discussion

harrystyles:
boo👎🏼

niallhoran:
N E WAYS

niallhoran:
your most recent post

niallhoran:
just

niallhoran:
why

harrystyles:
why not?

niallhoran:
he hasn’t spoken to you since the day before he left for x-factor???

harrystyles:
it’s not like i’m trying to get his attention

harrystyles:
he would never give me that

harrystyles:
probably forgot i existed, which is fine, i guess

niallhoran:
that’s besides the point, harry. it’s going to attract the attention, and possibly get you some unwarranted and unwanted.

niallhoran:
you said so yourself when he won x-factor that you came to terms with the fact that he ghosted you as a friend

harrystyles:
don’t bring it up

niallhoran:
[sent a post by harrystyles]

niallhoran:
you brought it up yourself, dumbass

harrystyles:
i just miss him

niallhoran:
IT’S BEEN 14 YEARS

niallhoran:
don’t you fucking dare send me the gif

niallhoran:
i stg if you do

harrystyles:

niallhoran:
i hate you SO MUCH

harrystyles:
you love me🥰🥰🥰

niallhoran:
😒

niallhoran:
if people find out that you knew him

harrystyles:
they do now

niallhoran:
WOULD YOU LET ME FINISH

harrystyles:
might help if you stop separating
your messages

harrystyles:
if it’s one sentence, just send that in
one message

niallhoran:
but that totally misses the ✨niall effect✨

harrystyles:
that will never be a thing, niall

niallhoran:
as i was saying

niallhoran:
if people found out that you *really* knew him, they won’t hesitate to play fbi and dig into your life

niallhoran:
do you want people to do that?

niallhoran:
like they’ve done to louis?

harrystyles:
what’s the worst they could find?

niallhoran:
it’s been FOURTEEN YEARS, harry. think of everything louis’ fandom has found on him as well as his family. they could do the exact same to you and yours

niallhoran:
i’m not saying it’s bad that you knew him, that i know him, that you don’t deserve an explanation for why he ghosted you

niallhoran:
but it’s been 14 years. you need to stop

harrystyles:
you know, i distinctly remember you calling yourself captain of the

harrystyles:
fuck what did you call it

harrystyles:
larry stylinson?

harrystyles:
our names combined or whatever

harrystyles:
you called yourself the captain of that ship,
so go down with it

niallhoran:
fine, i will. just know that you asked for it🫶🏼

harrystyles:
wait, what does that mean

harrystyles:
niall

harrystyles:
HORAN WHAT DO YOU MEAN
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