Chapter 19
sunday, 28 april, 2024
04:37
niallhoran:
05:11
niallhoran:
05:45
niallhoran:
05:55
niallhoran:
STILL ASLEEP???
niallhoran:
06:30
niallhoran:
06:42
niallhoran:
dammit😭
07:57
niallhoran:
08:30
niallhoran:
09:28
niallhoran:
niallhoran:
niallhoran:
niallhoran:
niallhoran:
you know what
niallhoran:
i’ll just come over there and bang on the door until you’re awake
09:31
harrystyles:
have you quite finished?
harrystyles:
[replying to “i’ll just come over there and bang on the door until you’re awake”] this is the exact reason i am so glad we have separate rooms
harrystyles:
my alarm was set for 09:30 and you just HAD to wake me up a minute before
harrystyles:
😒😒😒
niallhoran:
YOU’RE AWAKE!!
harrystyles:
yeah, no thanks to you, dumbass
niallhoran:
LISTEN
harrystyles:
no❤️
harrystyles:
[replying to gif sent at 04:37] i thought you
hated waking up early
niallhoran:
oh, don’t worry
niallhoran:
i do😀
harrystyles:
then wtf were you doing up at 4:30 in the morning😭
niallhoran:
BECAUSE IT’S THE 28TH
harrystyles:
what does that have to do with anything?
harrystyles:
louis tomlinson and 28 have zero correlation
niallhoran:
oh, you sweet, innocent child
niallhoran:
louis & 28 go together quite well actually
harrystyles:
but we don’t see louis until thursday?
harrystyles:
in case you’ve forgotten, thursday is the 2nd,
NOT the 28th
niallhoran:
okay, i have plans for us for today
harrystyles:
niallhoran:
don’t you trust me?
harrystyles:
niallhoran:
niallhoran:
i see how it is
harrystyles:
you know i trust you with my life
niallhoran liked this message
niallhoran:
now why would you do such a thing
niallhoran:
now i have many MORE plans for us today🤩
harrystyles:
don’t make me regret it, horan
harrystyles:
i’ll revoke that trust very quickly
if i have to
niallhoran:
good thing i’m quicker than you
harrystyles:
tell me what the plans are for today so i know what attire to have
niallhoran:
a business suit would be fine
harrystyles:
i would rather die🥰
harrystyles:
i will Not be wearing one of those, i didn’t even bring one
harrystyles:
what in the hell could you have possibly planned us that requires me to wear a business suit😭
niallhoran:
oh, i’m kidding about that
niallhoran:
just wanted to say that for reaction purposes😂
harrystyles:
god, i hate you SO MUCH
niallhoran:
my name is niall, but god is close enough🥰
harrystyles:
my patience is running thin
harrystyles:
🤏🏼🤏🏼🤏🏼
niallhoran:
calm your four nipples
niallhoran:
i have a small meeting at 13:00 and i need you to come with me, because right after that i am taking you to lunch
harrystyles:
we haven’t even been in panama for 24 hours
harrystyles:
how do you have a meeting
niallhoran:
need i explain this again?
niallhoran:
I AM NIALL HORAN‼️
niallhoran:
PEOPLE LOVE ME‼️‼️
harrystyles:
i am not one of those people
niallhoran:
fuck off????
niallhoran:
i’ve actually had this meeting planned for the past month or so
harrystyles:
and you need me to come with you, why?
niallhoran:
i said i’m taking you out to lunch afterwards
harrystyles:
so why not go to the meeting yourself, come back and pick me up, and then we go out to lunch?
harrystyles:
i could still be sleeping😭😭
niallhoran:
🙄🙄🙄
niallhoran:
the place i want to take you is close to where the meeting is
harrystyles:
i don’t want to be in the way
harrystyles:
it’s your meeting, not mine
niallhoran:
exactly! my meeting. therefore, you’re coming with me🫶🏼
niallhoran:
thanks for understanding
harrystyles:
i don’t understand a single thing
harrystyles:
but i suppose you’re not giving me a choice to, so whatever
niallhoran:
oh, you’re correct. i’m not giving you a chance😂😂
harrystyles:
remind me why i’m friends with
you
niallhoran:
i am THE FUNNIEST fucking irishman you ever came across, and not being friends with me would result in your life being a disaster
harrystyles:
hardly
niallhoran:
are you saying “hardly” to me being the funniest or your life being a disaster if you hadn’t met me
harrystyles:
niallhoran:
oh, so you’re ASKING to die
harrystyles:
🤩🤩🤩
niallhoran:
i am hilarious and you cannot convince me otherwise
niallhoran:
i fear i am funnier than you
harrystyles:
that’s not a fear of yours
niallhoran:
you’re right, it’s not, but i still am funnier than you
harrystyles:
at least my jokes are good
niallhoran:
that was one of them, right?
harrystyles:
HEY☹️
niallhoran:
YOUR JOKES ARE AWFUL
harrystyles:
WXCUSE ME😭😭😭😭
niallhoran:
you’re excused
harrystyles:
NIALL JAMES
niallhoran:
OKAY OKAY I AM SORRY BUT YOU REALLY DO NEED TO UP THE JOKE GAME THEY ARE SO BAD
niallhoran:
who knows, maybe you’ll be able to tell a joke to louis
harrystyles:
now THAT was an awful joke
niallhoran:
you’ll understand later
harrystyles:
wdym by that???
niallhoran:
just open the door and let me in already
harrystyles:
wait
harrystyles:
you’re still standing outside of my room?
niallhoran:
yeah?
harrystyles:
you’re so weird
niallhoran:
well open the door and i can grace you with even more weirdness then
harrystyles:
fine😤 but this isn’t over
niallhoran:
i’ll hold you to it, styles😚
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