I, Robot (A sexual Version)

Wow! This all looks very real back here. And you’re fully functional?”

I went into my programmed speech, “My vagina has been designed to operate exactly as one would expect except that I am unable to transmit any venereal disease or become pregnant. You will find the warmth and lubrication to be quite natural. Additionally, I am well versed in the art of oral sex. Anal sex includes self lubrication. Upgrades can be purchased from Neutech Industries which include vibrating options as well as surrogate incubation services.”

What I wanted to say was, “I wish you would have sex with your wife and not me. Her breasts are not as nice as mine but you would not know because you did not want to wait five more minutes. Furthermore, if you had requested the full transformation my personality would have become feminine as well.”