Chapter 77
louist91:
alright, that’s it, you little shit
harrystyles:
I AM NOT LITTLE??
harrystyles:
I AM TALLER THAN YOU
harrystyles:
so if anything, you’re the little shit
louist91:
well, that’s weird, i don’t remember
calling you a little shit
harrystyles:
YOU LITERALLY JUST DID
niallhoran:
what is going on?
louist91:
THERE IT IS
harrystyles:
oh, you’re calling niall that
niallhoran:
tf
niallhoran:
WHY AM I BEING CALLED THAT
harrystyles:
GOOD QUESTION
niallhoran:
MATE WHAT THE FUCK
niallhoran:
WHAT DID I EVEN DO
louist91:
so many things
louist91:
i have a list
harrystyles:
niallhoran:
louist91:
harrystyles:
niallhoran:
wdym you have a list
louist91:
of everything you’ve done
louist91:
it’s quite simple really
niallhoran:
iT’s QuItE sImPlE
niallhoran:
if it was simple, i’d know what
you’re talking about
louist91:
[sent niallhoran’s comment on
louist91’s post] pronounce think
with an F???????
niallhoran:
oh, so it’s about this shit?
niallhoran:
have you ever heard yourself speak?
niallhoran:
anytime you say a word that starts
with th, you pronounce it like it’s
meant to be an f
niallhoran:
so think becomes fink
niallhoran:
thank becomes fank
niallhoran:
thesaurus becomes fesaurus
harrystyles:
i hate the he’s right
louist91:
HARRY?????
niallhoran:
HELL YEAH
niallhoran:
I KNOW I’M RIGHT
louist91:
this is homophobic
niallhoran:
homophobic????
louist91:
YES
niallhoran:
I’M LITERALLY IN LOVE WITH
A MAN
niallhoran:
HOW DOES THAT MAKE ME
HOMOPHOBIC
louist91:
well, it is pride month
louist91:
at least im dating the guy i like
harrystyles:
louis, that’s so mean😭😭😭
niallhoran:
i don’t even know if he likes me
harrystyles:
if he doesn’t, he’s incredibly stupid
harrystyles:
you wrote a whole fucking album
about him
niallhoran:
that doesn’t mean he likes me back
though
louist91:
fine, i’ll just message him
niallhoran:
niallhoran:
YOU WILL DO NO SUCH THING
louist91:
niallhoran:
LOUIS I SWEAR TO GOD
niallhoran:
please for the love of fucks
louist91:
niallhoran:
why can’t you let me do this
on my own?
louist91:
bc i’m tired of you moping about it
louist91:
i’ll take matters into my own hands
niallhoran:
wait
niallhoran:
do you know who it is?
louist91:
yes
niallhoran:
prove it
niallhoran:
ACTUALLY, DON’T
niallhoran:
DO NOT PROVE IT
louist91:
i’ll message you the name privately
niallhoran:
fine
harrystyles:
GUYS
harrystyles:
GUYS GUYS
louist91:
yes, my love?
harrystyles:
THERE’S A DUCK
louist91:
what
harrystyles:
niallhoran:
I LOVE DUCKS
louist91:
fank yew niall
harrystyles:
niall, to get back on the topic of
you, what outfit are you wearing
for your last night on stage?
niallhoran:
[replying to “fank yew niall“]:
i’m never going to get over this
niallhoran:
i was thinking the yellow outfit
harrystyles:
you know what, hell yeah
harrystyles:
yellow actually suits you so well
niallhoran:
louist91:
niall, i have a question for you
niallhoran:
i should have an answer
louist91:
you’re so set that i pronounce
th as f, but you wanna know
something?
niallhoran:
what’s that?
louist91:
you can’t pronounce the TH
sound either
harrystyles:
louis, where are you going with this?
louist91:
niall, what number comes after 29
niallhoran:
30…….
louist91:
spell it for me
niallhoran:
thirty
louist91:
incorrect, spell it the way you
pronounce it
niallhoran:
niallhoran:
turdy
louist91 and harrystyles reacted to this message with 😂
niallhoran:
i hate both of you
harrystyles:
*^*^
hi, lovers. i am so incredibly sorry that i disappeared for two months. life got away from me and i didn’t have time to be on wattpad. i did not forget about this book or you guys, i just really ended up needing that break
in other news, on 30 april, my oncologist told me that i’ve been in remission for one full year!! that’s one year cancer free🥳🥳🥳
i hope you guys can forgive me. i love you all so much and i know you love this book, and im not leaving it unfinished. promise😊