Chapter 67

harrystyles:
well

harrystyles:
that didn’t take long at all😂

niallhoran:
oh, fuck off

niallhoran:
you fuckers TOLD ME to release it

louist91:
and you had a date set next month

louist91:
it’s YOU that couldn’t wait

niallhoran:
i will not be spoken to like this when
it comes to MY ALBUM

harrystyles:
you’re just mad we’re right

louist91:
he is

niallhoran:
would you PLEASE fuck off?

harrystyles:
no

harrystyles:
has lover boy listened to it yet?

niallhoran:
tbh, i’m not sure

niallhoran:
haven’t spoken to him yet today

harrystyles:
you’re fucking joking right?

harrystyles:
YOU WROTE A WHOLE ASS ALBUM
ABOUT THIS GUY

harrystyles:
AND YOU DON’T KNOW IF HE’S
FUCKING LISTENED TO IT YET???

louist91:
wait, who is it?

niallhoran:
i’m not telling you

louist91:

niallhoran:
i promise you, you’ll get over it😌

louist91:
oh, is that a challenge?

niallhoran:
louis, i swear to god

louist91:
i’m merely trying to help you out

niallhoran:
need i remind that i (unfortunately)
know you

louist91:
what kind of bullshit is that “unfortunately”

niallhoran:
IT MEANS I KNOW HOW YOU WORK

niallhoran:
AND YOURE DTAING HARRY

niallhoran:
WHICH MAKES RHIS SO MUCH WORSE

niallhoran:
BECAUSE I ONOW YOU TWO ARE JUST
GOING TO WORK TOGETHER TO FUND
OUT WHO IT IS

harrystyles:

louist91:
where’s the harm in that, niall?

niallhoran:
because i’m not ready to tell you yet??

niallhoran:
you guys didn’t tell me for THREE WEEKS
that you were dating

niallhoran:
i’m not even dating this guy, so why should
i tell you who he is

louist91:
maybe because, as harry said, you wrote
a whole album about him

louist91:
if he doesn’t know that the show is about him,
then he needs help

louist91:
like, serious help

louist91:
and i’m offering to be that help

niallhoran:
no, you’re offering to bully him

louist91:
that’s besides the point

niallhoran:
THAT’S NOT HELPING HIM

harrystyles:
okay, if you refuse to tell us who, can we
know more about him

niallhoran:
wouldn’t that just give him away????

harrystyles:
not necessarily

harrystyles:
we know he’s somehow in the music industry

harrystyles:
and we know that he’s a male

harrystyles:
that is literally it

louist91:
so, you could tell us about his eyes

niallhoran:
they’re a really pretty shade of brown

harrystyles:
how pretty?

niallhoran:
they’re like pots of honey

harrystyles:
honey is like a golden brown

harrystyles:
jesus christ, those eyes must be
BREATHTAKING

louist91:
harry

harrystyles:
no eyes will ever match yours, my darling

niallhoran:
oh-ho, wait until you see this guy’s eyes

harrystyles:
show me, then

niallhoran:
no

harrystyles:
THEN HOW TF AM I SUPPOSED TO SEE
HIS FUCKING EYES

niallhoran:
USE YOUR IMAGINATION

harrystyles:
wait omg

niallhoran:
what now😭

harrystyles:
is it that calvin klein model?

harrystyles:
he kinda dabbles in the music industry

louist91:
what calvin klein model?

harrystyles:
oh, niall’s never told you?

niallhoran:
harry please do not

louist91:
harry, please do

louist91:

harrystyles:
niall has a borderline obsession with a
very specific male calvin klein model

harrystyles:
he’s got really pretty brown eyes

harrystyles:
and is decorated in tattoos

louist91:
oh, really?

harrystyles:
yes! i can’t remember his name though

harrystyles:
notice how niall is really fucking quiet now

louist91:
wait, are you talking about liam payne?

harrystyles:
I THINK THAT’S IT

niallhoran:
I HATE BOTH OF YOU

harrystyles:
WAIT IS THAT THE GUY

niallhoran:
NO

niallhoran:
BUT FUCK YOU FOR BEINGING HIM
INTO IT

niallhoran:
IT WOULD BE AN HONOR TO TALK
TO LIAM PAYNE

niallhoran:
BUT IVE NEVER HAD THAT HONOR

niallhoran:
LOUIS, HOW DID YOU EVEN GUESS
THAT RIGHT ON THE FIRST TRY

louist91:
i’m literally friends with liam

harrystyles:
WHAT

niallhoran:
YOU DO NOT TELL HIM ABOUT THIS
AT ALL

louist91:
where’s the fun in that? 😌

niallhoran:
let me have this

niallhoran:
please

niallhoran:
just this once😭

louist91:
so is the album about a different model

niallhoran:
no

niallhoran:
but tbh, he’d probably kill everyone with
his looks on the runway

harrystyles:
is he decorated in tattoos

niallhoran:
fuck yes

harrystyles:
oh?

harrystyles:
so what i’m hearing is that you actually
do give two fucks about tattoos

niallhoran:
only on him

harrystyles:
how decorated are we talking

niallhoran:
i am pretty fucking sure he has more
than you and louis and even liam

harrystyles:
crying internally bc now i wanna know
how much money this man spent on
tattoos

niallhoran:
could NOT be me

harrystyles:
but you still like the way they look on
this guy

niallhoran:
well yeah

harrystyles:
is he american

niallhoran:
no

harrystyles:

harrystyles:
you told me he lives in america

niallhoran:
harry

niallhoran:
i have a house in la

niallhoran:
does that make me american?

harrystyles:
well no😂

louist91:
if he’s not american, then where
is he from

niallhoran:
he’s from england

niallhoran:
he just also has a house in america

louist91:
how interesting

louist91:
i think i know who it is

harrystyles:
TELL ME WHO

louist91:
well, i don’t want to be wrong

louist91:
so im not gonna say

harrystyles:

niallhoran:
you’re probably wrong

louist91:
bold of you to assume that

louist91:
do you want me to message you my guess

niallhoran:
no

louist91:
fine, i won’t

louist91:
i’ll simply do some more investigating

harrystyles:
louis i am your bf, please tell me😭

louist91:
there there, little one

louist91:
in due time, the news will come out

harrystyles:
FUCK YOU IM NOT LITTLE

niallhoran:
😂😂😂

louist91:
you can fuck me anytime baby

niallhoran:
😭😭😭
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