Chapter 64
harrystyles:
okay, i need to tell you something
niallhoran:
are you talking to me or louis
harrystyles:
you
niallhoran:
well, you waited three weeks to tell me you guys were dating, what else do i not know
niallhoran:
wait
niallhoran:
have you guys fucked already
harrystyles:
that escalated way more quickly than it
needed to😭
harrystyles:
tell me why the fuck i would tell you
something like that
niallhoran:
i mean
niallhoran:
i heard SOMETHING earlier
harrystyles:
.
harrystyles:
i can’t believe you
niallhoran:
AM I RIGHT?
harrystyles:
IM NOT ANSWERING THAT???
louist91:
he was sucking my dick
harrystyles:
LOUIS????
niallhoran:
HELP ME
niallhoran:
OH MY GOD INEEDED THIS LAUGH
SO BAD I STG
niallhoran:
wait, so that means that was louis making the sounds
niallhoran:
learn to be a little more quiet
louist91:
maybe don’t fucking eavesdrop next time
niallhoran:
it wasn’t eavesdropping bc you were LOUD
harrystyles:
ANYWAYS !
niallhoran:
RIGHT HARRY WANTED TO TELL ME SOMETHING
niallhoran:
I AM SAT
niallhoran:
harrystyles:
last night, i had the strangest dream
niallhoran:
oh word?
niallhoran:
harrystyles:
well
harrystyles:
i sailed away to china
harrystyles:
in a little row boat to find you
harrystyles:
and you said you had to get your laundry clean
niallhoran:
why the fuck was i doing laundry
IN CHINA😭😭😭😭😭😭
harrystyles:
you didn’t want no one to hold you
niallhoran:
WHAT DOES THAT MEAN
harrystyles:
wanna know what you said
niallhoran:
tell me, please, i need to know
harrystyles:
and you said
harrystyles:
AIN’T NOTHING GONNA BREAK MY STRIDE
harrystyles:
NOBODY GONNA SLOW ME DOWN
niallhoran:
oh no
harrystyles:
I GOT TO KEEP ON MOVING
louist91:
niallhoran:
wait why are you laughing
niallhoran:
this dream doesn’t make sense
harrystyles:
tell me you’re joking
niallhoran:
???
niallhoran:
i still don’t understand why i was doing
laundry in china😭
louist91:
niall
louist91:
you utterly hopeless irishman
louist91:
it’s a song
niallhoran:
me doing laundry in china?????
harrystyles:
NO😭😭😭😭
louist91:
this is way funnier than i ever
thought this would be😂
harrystyles:
niall, the song break my stride by
matthew wilder😭
niallhoran:
wait
niallhoran:
hang on
louist91:
i know you’ve heard the song before
niallhoran:
I CANT BELIEVE I FELL FOR THAT
harrystyles:
now it’s clicking😂
louist91:
honestly mate, i know you said top tier
comedy, but you could have just said it’s
because you’re a dumbass 99% of the time
niallhoran:
YOU BE NICE TO ME
louist91:
OR WHAT
niallhoran:
I WILL THINK OF SOMETHING
niallhoran:
SOMEONE CHANGE THE TOPIC
harrystyles:
you should release your album, niall
louist91:
i agree
niallhoran:
you guys think the world is ready for it?
harrystyles:
let’s be honest
harrystyles:
the world is Never ready for new music
from you
harrystyles:
but release it
harrystyles:
but first
harrystyles:
i have a question about it
niallhoran:
shoot
harrystyles:
is it about the same person heaven is about
louist91:
heaven is about someone in particular?
harrystyles:
well, yes!
louist91:
how come i wasn’t told this before
harrystyles:
i put two and two together and actually
listened to the song and then asked him
if it’s about someone specific
louist91:
how interesting
louist91:
niall. you’re suddenly real quiet
niallhoran:
that’s bc i’m not gonna talk about it
harrystyles:
OH M YGDID THIS MEANS IT IS
harrystyles:
YOU WROTE A WHOLE FUCKING ALBUM
ABOUT HIM???
louist91:
YOU KNOW WHO?
harrystyles:
NO, I FUKCING DONT AND I HATE IT
harrystyles:
wait
niallhoran:
what now😭
harrystyles:
this means so many different things now
niallhoran:
no, it doesn’t
harrystyles:
oh, really?
louist91:
niall, harry is so coming after you now😂
niallhoran reacted to this comment with 😭
harrystyles:
i’m pretty sure you have a song on the album
called ‘you could start a cult’ and it’s quite
literally about the person you’re in love with
starting a cult and how you would follow them
harrystyles:
and THEN, let’s not forget to mention ‘if you
leave me’ which is you saying that if this person leaves me, it will most likely kill you
harrystyles:
PLUS, we cannot not throw in ‘must be love’
which is you battling with yourself over
what you feel towards this person, and you’re
like well i mean if it feels like love, then it
must be love
harrystyles:
should i talk about save my life next?
harrystyles:
because i can and gladly will keep going
niallhoran:
please, for the love of fucks, shut up
louist91:
he’s right?????
harrystyles:
I KNOW I AM RIGHT
harrystyles:
THIS IS NIALL WE ARE TALKING ABOUT
harrystyles:
IF YOU LISTENED TO FLICKER AND TO
HEARTBREAK WEATHER, YOU WOULD
KNOW THAT HE LITERALLY CONVEYS
HIS EMPTIONS INTO HIS SONGS
harrystyles:
so his third album, the show, is about the
mystery lover
harrystyles:
and i’m gonna make it my mission to
find out who it is🔎
niallhoran:
you won’t figure it out
harrystyles:
louist91:
😂😂😂
niallhoran:
i’m so done with you
harrystyles:
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