Chapter 22
niallhoran:
harry, are you alright?
niallhoran:
i just saw your post. what’s going on?
niallhoran:
you left for the bathroom nearly ten minutes ago
niallhoran:
do i need to come rescue you?
niallhoran:
did you die?
niallhoran:
okay, you’re now reading my messages
niallhoran:
thank god you’re not dead
harrystyles:
[replying to “did you die?”]
the one who’s going to die is YOU
niallhoran:
harrystyles:
WHY DID YOU MAKE ME A MEME
harrystyles:
once again, you are unbelievable
niallhoran:
you tell me that that photo does not just give off the “what did i miss” vibes and i’ll delete
it off my phone
harrystyles reacted to this message with 😒
harrystyles:
i hate you
niallhoran:
it’s just a meme, harry, not the end of the world
harrystyles:
you making that picture a meme has already
been forgiven
niallhoran reacted to this message with 🥳
harrystyles:
i hate you for other reasons
niallhoran:
❓❓❓
niallhoran:
what did i do
niallhoran:
HAROLD
niallhoran:
i think the unbelievable one here is YOU because you keep leaving me on seen and you won’t tell me what i did wrong😭
harrystyles:
YOU KNOW EXACTLY WHAT YOU DID WRONG
niallhoran:
no???? i don’t???
harrystyles:
do i need to help you understand how you are a genuine fuckface
niallhoran:
i assure you i am only a fuckface when i mean to be
harrystyles:
oh, this was definitely meant to be
niallhoran:
HARRY STYLES
niallhoran:
JUST TELL ME WHAT I DID WRONG SO I CAN FIX THE FUCKING ISSUE
harrystyles:
[replying to “you’ll understand later”]
i understand.
niallhoran:
huh??????
niallhoran:
when tf did i say that?
niallhoran:
please hold, i’m gonna scroll
niallhoran:
hi, back from scrolling
niallhoran:
okay, what do you mean you understand
harrystyles:
i know why we’re here
niallhoran:
i know you do, i told you before you went to the bathroom
harrystyles:
then tell me why the hell HE is in this building
niallhoran:
HE???
niallhoran:
WHO IS HE???
harrystyles:
i’m punching you next time i see you
niallhoran:
you’re not helping me understand what the fuck is going on
harrystyles:
[replying to “who knows, maybe you’ll be able to tell a joke to louis”] MAYBE THIS WILL HELP
niallhoran:
???????
niallhoran:
oh
niallhoran:
OH OH NO
niallhoran:
OHHHHHHH GOD
niallhoran:
OHHHHHHH SHIT
harrystyles:
YEAH OH SHIT
harrystyles:
i fucking hate you
niallhoran:
first of all, no you don’t. no matter how hard you try, you could never hate me
niallhoran:
second of all, how did you find out?
harrystyles:
I RAN INTO HIM
harrystyles:
IN THE FUCKING BATHROOM
niallhoran:
sorry, i had to leave the room to laugh
niallhoran:
of all places you could have run into him, you chose the bathroom😭
harrystyles:
this isn’t a fucking laughing matter, niall
harrystyles:
i did not CHOOSE to run into him
harrystyles:
didn’t want to run into him at all
harrystyles:
my life is OVER
niallhoran:
you really need to stop over exaggerating and overthinking shit
niallhoran:
your life is Not over
niallhoran:
your life has only just begun
harrystyles:
NIALL HE DIDNT KNOW WHO I WAS
niallhoran:
what
harrystyles:
HE DIDNT KNOW WHO I WAS
niallhoran:
that doesn’t make sense
niallhoran:
how did he not know who you are?
harrystyles:
i got to the bathroom and pushed open the door, not knowing that someone was pulling open the door at the same time. so me pushing on it made that person pull it open way faster than intended, and when i figured that out i went to apologize
harrystyles:
but then i saw who it was
harrystyles:
and it was louis
harrystyles:
i was silent and probably looked like an idiot, but he looked me right in the face and there was no recognition in his face at all
harrystyles:
he asked if he knew me
harrystyles:
asked if we had met before
harrystyles:
all i did was tell him no, apologize for the door incident, and then went around him and into one of the stalls
niallhoran:
YOU TOMD HIM THAT YOU DIDNT KNWIBHIM?????
niallhoran:
HWY DID YOU DO THAT
harrystyles:
I DIDNT
harrystyles:
he asked me if HE knew ME
harrystyles:
based off that question alone, it was clear that he does not remember me
harrystyles:
so NO, he does not know me at all
niallhoran:
jesus, harry. i’m so sorry
harrystyles:
disappointed, but not surprised
harrystyles:
of course he doesn’t remember me😀
harrystyles:
i’ll get over it
harrystyles:
(hopefully)😭
harrystyles:
anyway, this photography job
harrystyles:
what is it
niallhoran:
louis needs a photographer for his latin america leg and possibly for the festivals he has planned over the summer
harrystyles:
why couldn’t you just tell me this
niallhoran:
because i knew you would have said no
niallhoran:
and we wouldn’t be here right now
harrystyles:
so you lied about the tickets then?
niallhoran:
in a way
niallhoran:
i’ll remind you that louis is a really good friend of mine, and i reached out to him after word went around that his previous photographer left without notice or reason
niallhoran:
i told him one of my friends was really good at photography and took screenshots of your photography account and sent them to him
niallhoran:
louis offered to pay for our flight over
niallhoran:
he guaranteed me that if he didn’t think you were fit for the job, you’d still be able to see him at his panama city show
niallhoran:
and so a meeting was set up on 28 april at 13:00
niallhoran:
now you just get to see him in more than just panama city
niallhoran:
and you told me that, as the captain of this ship, i should go down with it
niallhoran:
you asked for this
harrystyles:
[replying to “you asked for this”]
if i would have known this is what you got out of me telling you to go down as captain of the larry ship, i would have never said it to begin with
niallhoran:
YOU REMEMBERED THE SHIP NAME
harrystyles:
of course i do?? i’m literally apart of that
ship????
niallhoran:
YOU SAID YOU DIDNT INVOLVE YOURSELF WITH THAT SHIT
niallhoran:
YOU LIAR
harrystyles reacted to this message with 🙄
harrystyles:
i really do hate you
niallhoran:
stop saying that
niallhoran:
louis is here, in the room
niallhoran:
he came in and greeted me with a hug, said it was good to see me, but looked completely unfazed
niallhoran:
i would have never known you two ran into each other
niallhoran:
but i need you to come back so we can go over this
harrystyles:
i’ll correct myself, i hate HIM
niallhoran:
harry please
niallhoran:
you don’t even have to look at him if you don’t want to
niallhoran:
just sit next to me and only look at me if you need to
niallhoran:
the only time you have to talk is if someone directs a question towards you, but given on how many praises i’ve heard from them in the past ten minutes, i don’t think they’ll have any questions
niallhoran:
they love your work, harry
niallhoran:
louis loves your work
niallhoran:
please come back to the room
harrystyles:
fine
harrystyles:
i’m not saying shit. i don’t even know if i should agree to this
niallhoran:
hear louis and his team out. i think this is the photography opportunity you’ve been waiting for. you want this, harry, i promise you that
harrystyles:
you fucking owe me
niallhoran:
and i fucking love you
harrystyles:
i know you do
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